Embarassing moment(s).

One.
I used to drool over an elegant and stylish abaya sold at one of the booth at
IIUM bazaar. The abaya have a very fantastic detailings and it'll be perfect on any occasion.I stared it, drooled on it, walking mindlessly headed to cafe. Suddenly, I accidently knocked on a booth stands, of course it made from iron, hit against my forehead..Adusss..Sounds like a boy staring to a beautiful girl and he hit the wall or tree or something, like in a Malay film but in my case i only look at beautiful abaya. And the worse,it happened in front of the row of convenient shops and cafe. Malunya.. But i just continue my walking to the other cafe, ignoring the sounds of teasing from boys at the nearest cafe.


Two
I used to ask from my students the payment of the handbook that I paid in advance to the supplier. Instead of saying to them "Pay to me ASAP", i said "Pay for me ASAP". They just look at me, stay silent with unwinked eyes. haaha..i sure they afraid to correct my mistake, as they not ready to heard me yelling..


Three
I love to go to library, i stick to my own belief that library, museum and historical sites is the most peaceful place in this planet. when I in form 3, there was a very handsome librarian in-charge at the borrowing counter. I took one of the book i intended to read, and straightly went to him. He asked my name in order to search my library card, "Nama?"
It cannot be heard clearly so i assume he ask 'ada kad?' I answered, "ada, ada.." afraid of being labelled as a deaf chick.
But he smirked and asked again in rhythmic tone, "Nama..."
Blushing ok..so i swept away my 'control ayu' and said, "oohh..nama..Nama saya Farlina.."
After i got my card, i exit form the library without turning left or right.


Four
ok you know when you staying at hostel, they will provide you food and they will be servedby abang dewan makan,the cook and workers at dining hall. Being a new student at the school,there are so much to think and to settle till I don't bother to wash my baju kurung.Anyway the baju kurung is only for prep (only wore it 2 hours at night) and for dining (around 30 minutes) and i'm hardly sweating. I wore a green plain baju kurung, and it was cotton so no malodorous, trust me..hehe..At the third day (wearing the same baju kurung to dining hall), when abang dewan makan served the food while i queueing in line, i overheard one of abang dewan makan talked to his mate pointing his fingers to me and said, "dah tiga hari aku tengok dia pakai baju hijau tu.." Hah! the next day i wore another baju kurung. heheh..


Five
My Bahasa lecturer ask everyone names in the class as our introductory class. She asked my name, so i confidently told my name to her.
"Apa maksud nama awak ni..?"
"cahaya kemaafan.."
"kiranya awak ni mudah maafkan orang la ye..?"
"agaknya la.." (entah! hahaha)
'kalau macam tu, tak payah lah semua orang bagi kad raya mohon maaf zahir batin pada awak ye.sebab awak ni dah memang maafkan orang.."

Everyone burst out their laugh.


Six
I and my hubby have a date (years ago pakwe makwe la). I just want to start a conversation to him,staring at his ear while we finished our meal
"Hm..awak punya telinga ada bulu juga ye.."
"semua orang pun ada"
"ye ke..?mana awak tau saya ada? saya pakai tudung.."
He silent for a while and said, "lebih baik ada bulu kat telinga, daripada ada tahi hidung!"
Hah! I'm so embarassed, my face was blushing, and i can't control my self shouting to him "Tipu....!" everyone at the cafe looking at us, and i standed up, leaving the table
and my handbag, straightly went to the nearest bathroom in rush.
I stared at the mirror looking at my face, oh God, kenapa lah time jumpa pakwe ada pulak menatang ni...malu, malu, malu..
Outside of the bathroom, my hubby waiting for me and asking, "malu ye..?"
I replied, 'tak ada lah.." (cover)
He smirked in amusement and told me, "do you know that everyone at the cafe assume me that i'm a jerk, cheating over my girlfriend and they look at me like i'm contemptible liar..?
I shocked , "hah? why ah?"
He explained, "ye la, dah awak jerit TIPU kuat2, pastu lari tinggal saya, mestilah orang fikir macam tu.."

Picture credit to:KissMyFloppy